Here are some of the questions most frequently asked by visitors.

If you ask a question frequently enough, we may include it here.


You may submit your questions via email to: noslen@truknoslen.com




Q: Does this web site constitute nothing more than shameless self-promotion?
A: On the contrary.  I am filled with shame.


Q: Can you take nothing seriously?
A: I take nothing very seriously.  Everything else I consider a joke.


Q: Can I borrow $20.00?
A: No, I think not.


Q: You wrote all these questions yourself, didn’t you?
A: Yes, except for this one.


Q: Is this the best you can come up with?
A: Apparently so.


Q: What if I were to punch you in the head?
A: I’d probably run you over with my car.