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Q: Does this web site constitute nothing more than shameless self-promotion?A: On
the contrary. I am filled with shame.
Q: Can you take nothing seriously?A: I take nothing very seriously. Everything else
I consider a joke.
Q: Can I borrow $20.00?A: No, I think not.
Q: You wrote all these questions yourself, didn’t you?A: Yes, except for this one.
Q: Is this the best you can come up with?A: Apparently so.
Q: What if I were to punch you in the head?A: I’d probably run you over with my car.